One must have any kind of lotion, gel, or liquid openly declared in a clear, one-quart, plastic, zip-lock baggie before boarding an airplane. Bottles must contain absolutely no more than three ounces of before said items. BUT, you can have these on the plane:
(secretly photographed by Cheryl and me)
And these, my friends, are KNITTING NEEDLES. Long, sharp, and able to inflict harm. I don't get it, do you?