I used to think that the Guinea hen was an okay kinda creature - but now I have changed my mind. Right now, there are 2 dozen (that's right, 24!) Guinea hens that roam around our neighborhood and for some strange reason, they simply love our yard AND front porch. To show their appreciation for whatever it is they like about our property, they leave all kinds of "packages" in the driveway, on the sidewalk, on the porch, and in the grass. Will some dear reader offer me some advice about how I can keep these bird away from here? Ummm... yes, we do have a shotgun, but I don't think it's a good idea for this situation. Any other ideas? I need HELP! Thanks for reading!